June 2012
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I would love it if one of you would come to Minneapolis and get drunk with me because it just so happens to be drunk time and drunk time alone is not drunk time at all.
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I love this city.
nintendoggystyle:
a mental disorder self diagnosing itself with a teenage girl
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4sking4lexandria:
fine whatever i will just date myself
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I just bought a gym membership. Gon’ get me one of them cute ass butts.
Reblog if you have a breathtaking penis.
lessaismore:
It’s in the nightstand, it’s beautiful
Everything you ever love will reject you or die.
– Chuck Palahniuk (via iwriterudewords)
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Due to my lack of cats, I may or may not have put out some canned chicken on the deck in order to draw in the neighborhood cats. COME TO ME, PRETTIES.
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loganjack:
it’s so hot in my room i may have to take off all of my clothes and only wear my diamonds
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Oh my word my schedule is such a shit show. On the bright side I now live right in Minneapolis! Which is new and exciting and I’m going to have a beer now.